so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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