do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Well I just put wine in my tea
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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