They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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