Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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