guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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