I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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