I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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