actually, I'm a sock model
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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