You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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