**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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