I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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