hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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