why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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