He told me they were just razor bumps!
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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