At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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