Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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