I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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