Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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