So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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