So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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