Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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