guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Randomize