BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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