Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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