Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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