We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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