She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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