I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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