She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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