lets start a swedish sibling band together
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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