you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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