The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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