just come out here and I will go home with you...
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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