He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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