What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
