Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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