I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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