David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
