Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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