Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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