A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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