I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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