You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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