break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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