should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We left an ass print on the piano.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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