i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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