White coat. Heels.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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