u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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