it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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