Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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