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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Fuck appropriateness.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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