There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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