STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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